lap\ dance

lap\ dance
1. (lap dance) (1165↑, 258↓)
usually done by a female to a male, where she dances provocatively, rubbing her ass on his lap and such and is usually paid to do so

on his 18th birthday he went out and got a lap dance

2. (lap dance) (949↑, 380↓)
An erotic dance that a female performs while straddling the lap of another person(typically male).

My husband enjoys watching me give his friends lap dances.

3. (Lap Dance) (661↑, 286↓)
Paying for a piece of ass that you can't touch.

Man that lap dance made me hard and I couldn't even touch it....I've got a case of blue balls.

4. (lap dance) (339↑, 269↓)
Like "dry humping", only not for free, since it's usually not from your partner. Rubbing against one another in the genital area, usually with one's close on. Gender is regardless, but it's usually done to a male. see also: [dry hump]

My partner gave me a lap dance last night, thus I didn't have to pay for it\!

5. (Lap Dance) (406↑, 339↓)
Business exchange whereby, for fiscal remuneration, some self-absorbed and insecure slut shakes her sweaty ass vapours in the direction of either a) horny young twat who is likely to shoot his load on the spot, or b) tragic middle aged middle management type who's only hope of getting a sniff of young pussy is at some dingy strip club.

Cheap stripper: Hey sugar, want a lap dance? Me: No thanks, you dried up hussy. I'd rather bore holes through my knees with a rusty drill bit.

6. (lap dance) (30↑, 11↓)
The ultimate nightmare of man. It's porn that can see you.

Stripper: Would you like a lap dance?

7. (lap dance) (15↑, 7↓)
Grinding while sitting down.

Hannah gave Timothy a lap dance on his couch

8. (lap dance) (8↑, 6↓)
when a girl dance for a guy. guy sits on chair, and girl gyrates all over his crotch. basically dry humping/dry sex. gives both people pleasure.

i came home from work and found my girl sitting on the chair wearing just a red g-string. i came next to her and sexy up beat music came on. she told me to sit on the chair and started to give me a lap dance. her boobs were bouncing all over the place and she started to take my clothes off. she then straddled on top of me and started humping on my crotch. her breats in my face. she then pulled out the whipped cream and sprayed it all over her boobs and cleavage, she grapped the hair from the back of my head and smothered my head in the whipped cream and continued to hump my crotch when i came up from thr cream i picked her up and carried her to the bed, with the whipped cream. and the rest is too good for u\!

9. (Lap Dance) (30↑, 85↓)
The performing of a lap dance from a female to a male when that male LAPS (hence why it's called a lap dance) a female in track races usually a mile or more. Instead of moving over to let the boy pass, this new process shall be instituted to make races more pleasurable.

"I'm passing you, time for a lap dance\!" "You don't have to [[4:52] me, just give me a lap dance\!"

10. (lap dance) (114↑, 179↓)
a misnomer as no dancing is involved. think dry humping but at $200/hr.

Damn, that fine chick just gave me a lap dance and took all my money. What a ho\! (but I'd do it again\!)

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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